I want to go to one of her sermons and press her on defining what “Butt stuff” exactly is. I mean, how does she wipe? Is there a way to passively wipe? Does she even poop or does she force it out her mouth like in South Park.

I want to press her on this until I get answers or ejected from the sermon.

Who’s with me?

Right wing Christian says straight people don’t have oral sex or do butt stuff

Oh boy. Is there anything more entertaining than reading the things a hardcore right wing Christian have to say about sex?